Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Guppy face, trouty mouth. In the original, the unicorn was riding you. The easter colored suburban mom clothes, the giant swing, the stock footage feeling of it all. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. I have hated you ever since the day I met you. I mean, after You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. It was just such a joyful, fun performance. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition. Brittany: Wait are you mad? The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. Privacy Policy. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. Including the fact that its a two-time thing. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. [voiceover] Holy sweet hell! And were lesbians. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! Gentle. Santana to Will about Kurt and Rachel, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, <3. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Rachel: No. Of course they drink and dance and whisper secrets into each others ears and fall into bed with each other. Some of it was mean-funny and her delivery there was always effortless. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. Is a drug dealer! In real life, that absolutely would have happened. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? We wont. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. Of course they have fake IDs. one with. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. I love you. Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. #acting Thank you, Finn, especially. Her quiet almost embarrassed because its so vulnerable and what will it all mean glances to Brittany from behind Hollys shoulders are all I see. Wherever your soul is, thank you. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. Santana: Sexy texting, seriously what era are you from? Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Santana to Elliott about Kurt, A Katy or A Gaga. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, You know what, I It's exhausting to look at you. Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. But it was always such a relief. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. It learned me two things. I dont have anything smart to say. And it was uneventful. Part of me. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. Twitter update! But their voices fill it right up. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. She was so committed. Santana: A baby? #teens. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. Cosas malas! Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. Escucha! Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. TINA: Sorry, Santana. You're gonna be okay. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face." Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. Santana: Why would I do that? Kurt: Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room? And Naya really got to the heart of that pain in a way not many actors had done yet. has something to do with it. It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. Oh, please! Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. You can't make fun of Finn anymore. someone who knows more than three dance moves: the finger wag, the The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. Santana: Okay, hold up. You know what? Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. But what makes it iconic for me are the story choices that Naya Rivera makes. Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more Because even when Glee was at its worst, Santana always seemed to be the voice of reason. Santana: Youre a liar. I think I need an agent. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. Ill always remember Naya happy. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. What difference does it make? You look like an assless J-Lo. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? You? Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? Sam: I'm Sam. Rachel, Santana, and Kurt were joined on the North Pole setting by four little. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. Hamburglar Finn is fine. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Santana: Lets just keep this on point. Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. ". It was that damn Trouty Mouth. alcoholic crump. He was rude, patronising, and racist. Cookie Notice Rachel: I will totally slap you again. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. Brittany: He's really not. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable.

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